January 2012
29 posts
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Something I really needed to get off my chest.
Are you there dad?
It’s me your daughter. Ya know, the one you left to follow so close behind your own footsteps. You lead me in the wrong direction. And bid me from your true reflection, you pushed me left when you knew I was to go right. You pushed me away from a future so bright. Sometimes I wonder what would have become of me, a life without you. Would I be as strong? No of course not....
The American Government.
Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can have it-
Court: How dare you breathe?
That Awkward moment when you get in a fight with your parents in the kitchen, and then your too stubborn to go downstairs and get food.
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